How To Get a FREE Laptop Using Social Networks?

Hey you, Free stuff lovers! There is a gun watching at my head, so I have to write this post :) Everyone (except penguins) wants to get something for free. In this post I`ll tell you how to get a Laptop (cell phone, playstation 3, wii, macbook and whatever) from the social networks. I like to write stupid things about nothing so the most interesting information is in the end of the post. Heh...guess you`ve already scrolled down to see it. So...I made a small list so you can choose your way. And now...How to get a FREE Laptop?

1) Steal it. Believe me, it works. There is only one minus in this way: You are not allowed to take this Laptop to prison with you. Oh...joking. Nope. No jokes. Oops! Joke again :)

I understand that not all the people know how to steal a Laptop. So I made this "Special Video Course". Enjoy it.



2)Invent it. First of all you have to understand that Laptop is just a word. So why can`t you just make something weird (your garbage is the best material...Scientists from Harvard made this conclusion so you have to believe me) and to call it (guess How?)....LAPTOP! Have you seen Frankenstein movie? Do you remember the moment where dr. Viktor Frankenstein shouts: "It`s alive! Alive!" You have to do the same thing. Look at the Thing you made and SHOUT: "It`s a Laptop! Laptop!" That`s it.

3) Ok, let`s be serious for a minute. Maybe you have some experience in finding something free in the Web. There`s so much S**T!!! But you really can get your free stuff. It`s rather simple. Many companies offer Free Laptops, Phones, Playstation and many other things when they start an Advertising Campaign. So all you have to do is to find ad campaigns like this. But I made it for you (as always) I really made a special list so I didn`t lie to you...but I wanted to do this :) There`s only links that I`ve checked. No bulls**t! Enjoy it! And damn you... :)
P.S. Links are hidden with redirect service.
1) Laptop
As I have told you earlier...someone`s ad camapaign.
2) iPod Nano 8gb
What about new iPod?
3) LG Chocolate
Just a phone.
4)iPod Video
Another iPod.
5)Another Laptop
Just another Laptop.
6) Nintendo Wii
You wanna play? Let`s play. :)
7)Mac Mini
Mmm...Mac...my weakness
8) Playstation 3
Hm...what can I say? :)
9) Sony Vaio
Laptop again. Sony Vaio this time.

So...answering the top question "How to get a FREE Laptop using social networks?" Well...I really don`t know. (let`s keep it in secret :) )
That`s all for today, children. Good night!